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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
بزور بدن - جسد |
forcifully body |
شکلات مرده |
chocolate dead |
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
نادان رنگزدن مردن در حال مردن - در حال رنگ زدن
|
idiot die dye dying
|
اس ام اس میزند عزیز می پرد لذت دلبرم |
texes darling jumps joy sweet heart |
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
در تمام روز
|
allday
|
یکاش روزنامه |
I wish newspaper |
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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures
& husband takes it..!!
نصیحت سخنرانی
|
advice lecture
|
موفق ازدواج هدایا لباس |
successful marriage gifts dresses |
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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
در مدت-در ظرف |
within |
مردن |
die |
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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
پیدا کردن چنان |
find such a |
موفق پول در آوردن |
successful makes money |
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
شهامت | courage | فرق |
difference |
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance
وارد شدن | enter | دزد | thief |
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
پاسخ دادن عزیز ملاحظه کردن |
replied dear notice |
دعوا ابله ازدواج کردم |
quarrel fool married |
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Judge: why r u arrested?
thief: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
thief: before opening the shop.....:p
جرم
|
crime
|
توقیف زود هنگام |
arest early |
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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P
یکدیگر باقی ماندن خالی
|
each other remain empty
|
خانم جنگیدن جا - صندلی راهنما |
lady fight seat conduor |
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TEACHER: Nader, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Kashif: I is ......
TEACHER: No, Nader . Always say, "I am."
Nader: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
نهم الفبا |
ninth alphabet |
جمله شروع میشود با |
sentence starting with |