جوک های خنده دار انگلیسی

جوک های شماره 1

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?Teacher: what happened in 1869

 .Student: King Richard was born

?Teacher: What happened in 1873

.Student: King Richard was four years old

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?Customer: why is this sandwich half eaten

.The sandwich seller: because I didn’t have time to finish it

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.A lady to her friend: My husband believes that I am beautiful   

.Her friend replied: I know because people say love is blind

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?Teacher: Nader, get up. How can you sleep in my class

.Nader: I can teacher if you keep your voice down

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 :A little boy asked his father?Dad?

How much does it cost to get married.

The father replied: I didn’t calculate my son, because I don’t I’m still paying its expenses?The boy: whyThe father: I havent calculated the total, because I’m still paying its

expenses

حساب کردن   costcalculate

ازدواج کردن    get married

خرج داشتن  pay expences

هنوز  still

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"?student:“Would you punish me for something I didn`t do

"?teacher:“Of course not.” “Why do you ask such a question

"student;“Good, because I haven`t done my homework

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?Teacher:Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting

?student:I used his pen

?teacher:What is the plural of mouse

student:Mice

?teacher:Good, now what's the plural of baby

! student: Twins

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?Mother:What did you learn in school today

.Son:How to write

?Mother:What did you write

! Son:I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet

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?teacher: What is an island

.student:A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side

?teacher:On one side

.student:Yes, on top

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جدید

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

.Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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?Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon"

.Pupil : "The moon"

?Teacher : "Why"

.Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"

.Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested"

Pupil : "A teacher"